To get rid of her inconvenient cancer, her brilliant doc has concocted a lovely mixture of two asskicking drugs: Oxsaliplatin and Gemzar. In her honor, I have created the first image of the Official Mascot of her Winning Team:
Say hello to Sally Platypus (with Gems):

(She looks timid, but she's got sharp teeth in that duckbill)
Go Mommer!