"Here Comes the Bride?"

A four-year-old in my class sketched this picture of a wedding that she went to over the weekend. She entitled it "Here Comes the Bride." From the looks of things, I'm not sure this couple should be getting married. The groom seems pretty skeptical...

Newest reason to love Seatmate:

Elbow steps out of the bathroom and into the bedroom where Seatmate is reading. She is getting ready to go out, and is wearing nothing but makeup and mousse.

Seatmate: "Wooo! Lookin' good, Babe."

Elbow: "But I'm not dressed yet."

Seatmate: (in an almost perverted voice) "Exaaaaaccctly."


I do love him so.

Just when I thought I'd seen it all...

Chai-scented deodorant.

It was the first and only time I have giggled in the deodorant section of a drugstore. There's usually nothing funny there. Imagine my surprise.

The better part is that under the "instructions" portion of the product, we are reminded that we are only to apply this to our UNDERARMS, and nowhere else for goodness sakes!